Wednesday, 19 May 2010

10 online existential crises

Hello blog, still rather neglected, aren't you? I suppose my conviction that all blogs are awful has rather grown - maybe it's the links on twitter, but I can't abide 'experts' constantly saying things like '10 reasons why the iPad is important'.

Actually I just Googled that very same thing - here's the first page of results:

Top 10 Reasons Why You'll Love the iPad | Gear Patrol [I DOUBT THERE ARE EVEN TEN REASONS I LOVE MY PARENTS, THIS IS EXCESSIVE]

10 Reasons Why The iPad Will Change Computing Forever [THIS IS THE WORST ONE]

5 Reasons Why The iPad Is Important For Gaming [THIS NUMBER IS LOWER, I SUPPOSE]

8 Things That Suck About the iPad - apple ipad - Gizmodo [NOT BOUND BY THE RULE OF TEN, BUT MEAN]

10 reasons to choose iPad 3G instead of WiFi | Touch User Guide ... [I DON'T UNDERSTAND]

10 Reasons a Netbook is Better Than an iPad | Business Hacks | BNET [I MEAN WHY TEN REASONS? WHY NOT JUST ONE REALLY GOOD ONE?]

10 Reasons to Go for iPad 3G Instead of WiFi - Cutting Edge News [I BET THE REASONS ARE DIFFERENT TO THE ONES ABOVE]

Top ten reasons the iPad is not a laptop killer - Tony Lima ... [I MEAN REALLY, HOW DULL MUST IT BE FROM AT LEAST POINT THREE ONWARDS]

10 Reasons to Nix the iPad in Your IT Strategy — CIOUpdate.com [I DON'T UNDERSTAND]

10 reasons Apple's iPad will be a hit with business users | 10 ... [SO BASICALLY THIS IS A BLOG TELLING INTERESTED PARTIES WHY BUSINESS USERS WILL LIKE THE IPAD IN A MANNER THAT RUNS COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT TO THIS BLOG ITSELF. IT BASICALLY LAYS OYT ITS OWN REDUNDANCE. I'M MILDLY ANNOYED]

Obviously what I have done here make series of snarky and ill informed comments about other blogs from the safety of my own blog. This makes this blog conform to one of the more major cliches of blogs.

I realise this makes a change from not blogging and writing blogs about not blogging. I think perhaps I am having a very slow online existential crisis, which is possibly in itself more worthwhile blogging than all of the above, only less interesting and useful to the type of people who used the internet. In fact if you Google '10 online existential crises' then you get nothing, though I suppose you will now. This has been elliptical. I'd like to pretend it had morphed into some sort of planned antiblog, but it really hasn't.

'Antiblog' gets 97,900. On the plus side, the top hit is the blog of ANTI-, Neko Case's record label. On the down side all the other ones look like dicks.

I could carry this on all night, you know.

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